I have only been intoxicated five times in my entire life. One time, I was staying with another girl in a resort at the beach and we both got hammered. That was fun, we bothered everyone at the beach and it took four people to drag us back to our room. People always seem to like me when I'm drunk, I guess because then they like making fun of me making a fool of myself. But then again, I don't need alcohol to do that. Read this at the paper the other day.
Don't drink like an idiot
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