Monday, March 05, 2007

megadeath

Perhaps people secretly call me "megadeath" behind my back. Yesterday I was practice driving around Manila and I would have killed a few people, innocent bystanders just going through their everyday life and unaware drivers. I have problems maneuvering. In the water, I can't control the board so when people are in my way, instead of maneuvering I just ride straight and shout at them to get out of my way. I have dented boards, seriously close to harming other people but more lamentably hurt myself time and time again. Perhaps I should use this curse to good use, drive through a political rally and injure all senatorial candidates who are the real "megadeaths" in this country. Demented actors and traditional politicians with their empty promises in the coming elections.

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