I can't believe Johnny Borrell is dating Kirsten Dunst! I think he is sexy and other than that I don't know much about him. I used to get confused with the band members from the Kooks, Razorlight, Libertines... they all look the same! Anyway, this blog is not about them. It's about Kirten Dunst.
Five Reasons Why Johnny Shouldn't Date Kirsten Dunst
1. She's pasty-faced, he's equally pasty-faced. They would make ghost-like babies.
2. My ex-boyfriend, who is convinced that he was Spiderman in another life hated her. After watching the first spiderman movie, his comment on the scene where they kissed in the rain, "her boobs acted way better than her".
3. She dated Jake Gyllenhal (however you spell it) dammit! One sexy guy should be enough.
4. She never seems to gain weight. He never seems to gain weight. They will have stick babies.
5. She looks like Billy Corgan.
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