Judge the guy you are dating by his underwear. Of course you will not be privy to this information, so whatever way you want to find out is not the focus of the theory. For guys who wear boxers, expect a range of fun and daring activities to the geeky yet refreshingly cool. A rock concert, foreign movie, comic book store, wall climbing, bungee jumping or a surf date (although surfers usually go commando when they surf).
Guys who wear briefs are usually the suave type like James Bond or Tom Cruise. Expect them to use a lot of flattery and charm. Your date will be a candle light dinner, a walk at the park, golf or anyplace where they can impress you with their money and their sophistication.
Personally, I prefer dating guys in boxers. From my experience, brief guys are more traditional in their views of gender relations and can be quite ho-hum once you've penetrated that shiny exterior. However, boxer guys have a tendency to be insecure, immature and irresolute.
Recent developments in underwear technology though have complicated this theory. Hybrid underwear, like boxer briefs have penetrated the market. If you are dating a boxer briefs guy, should you expect him to take you ballroom dancing or snowboarding? Although I have never dated a guy who wear boxer briefs, I did once date a guy who wears both briefs and boxers depending on the weather and his activity. He was quite cool, very musical but his views on gender relationships remain very traditional. He carries my handbag when we are in the mall to my chagrin! Guys who have a wider range of personality (close to being a schizo) leans towards wearing hybrid underwear.
In addition, girls can also look at the design, fabric, size, length and color of underwear to determine the character of the guy you are dating. Expect white cotton briefs wearer to be conventional, reminds you of your dad kind of guy. If the boxers of your boyfriend have cartoon and comic characters on them, expect him to be fun but can somehow can be immature. Guys with shorter boxers can be naughty and sexy. Guys who wear black briefs are either strippers or butcher gays. Steer clear of guys who wear orange, magenta or anything neon colored briefs. They are tacky and will probably take you to McDonald's for your first date. Guys who like going commando is either a libertine or a philanderer (although i don't think there is much difference between the two). Now guys who like going commando and publicly shows their phallus are perverts and should be reported to the police.
Guys who wear briefs are usually the suave type like James Bond or Tom Cruise. Expect them to use a lot of flattery and charm. Your date will be a candle light dinner, a walk at the park, golf or anyplace where they can impress you with their money and their sophistication.
Personally, I prefer dating guys in boxers. From my experience, brief guys are more traditional in their views of gender relations and can be quite ho-hum once you've penetrated that shiny exterior. However, boxer guys have a tendency to be insecure, immature and irresolute.
Recent developments in underwear technology though have complicated this theory. Hybrid underwear, like boxer briefs have penetrated the market. If you are dating a boxer briefs guy, should you expect him to take you ballroom dancing or snowboarding? Although I have never dated a guy who wear boxer briefs, I did once date a guy who wears both briefs and boxers depending on the weather and his activity. He was quite cool, very musical but his views on gender relationships remain very traditional. He carries my handbag when we are in the mall to my chagrin! Guys who have a wider range of personality (close to being a schizo) leans towards wearing hybrid underwear.
In addition, girls can also look at the design, fabric, size, length and color of underwear to determine the character of the guy you are dating. Expect white cotton briefs wearer to be conventional, reminds you of your dad kind of guy. If the boxers of your boyfriend have cartoon and comic characters on them, expect him to be fun but can somehow can be immature. Guys with shorter boxers can be naughty and sexy. Guys who wear black briefs are either strippers or butcher gays. Steer clear of guys who wear orange, magenta or anything neon colored briefs. They are tacky and will probably take you to McDonald's for your first date. Guys who like going commando is either a libertine or a philanderer (although i don't think there is much difference between the two). Now guys who like going commando and publicly shows their phallus are perverts and should be reported to the police.
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