1. While making out he's got one hand on your boobs and another on the remote, catching glimpses of the tele every now and then.
2. For his birthday you wrote him short stories. For your birthday, he gave you chocolate that he stole from his mom's groceries.
3. You call him everyday to say goodnight and I love you. He calls you when he is pissed off with the boss.
4. He refuses to talk to you for a day after he loses to you in an xbox game.
5. When sports is on tv, his anti-intimacy shield is on auto pilot.
Don't settle for the regular guy!
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