Museum of Stolen Artifacts

Went to the British museum today. I saw the Rosetta stone and if I was given a year, I could have decoded it also! I mean of course it is going to contain names of Egyptian pharaohs. I saw Cleopatra's mummified body. According to skeletal scans, she is not that attractive after all. Of course, thousands of years decaying skeleton would not be that attractive. I noticed that they have more artifacts from former British colonies...