Before going to IUJ, people were telling me how inaccesible and sparsely populated Urasa is. So I wrote this entry on my diary.
1. Is it true that Urasa is quite a popular vacation place among Japanese kids? Their parents always yell at them "Clean up your room young lady or I'll send you away to Urasa!!!!" (In Nihonggo of course).
2. Do you ever wonder why they never made a Survivor Urasa series? Wouldn't it be uber-fun to see the contestants fully-dressed this time? The team who would come up with the most anatomically-correct snowman gets the immunity. And instead of carrying boring torches and secretly writing down someone's name to vote him off, let's shoot their bums with BB guns loaded with snowballs.
3. Have you heard of the new NASA probe to outer-space? An unmanned rocket will be launched and will travel for 9 months to Mars. The spaceship will use Mars' gravitational field to propel it and land in Urasa.
4. Save the world from the insipid! Banish Britney Spears to Urasa! (I know, not even a question).
5. Do you know that Urasa is Martian vernacular for "intoxicated for madness, i'm in love with my sadness..."?
6. I love Urasa! It's the safest place in the entire universe. If aliens from planet Zorf decide to attack planet Earth, I don't think that they would deem Urasa a strategic location for attack. (Again, not a question. I should just put a question mark at the end).
7. How soon is now? Finally, a real question!
8. Is it true that Urasa is inhabited by hobbits?
9. Do you follow conspiracy theories? Here's one, Elvis is alive and runs a karaoke bar in Urasa.
10. I wonder what it's like living in Narnia?
3. Have you heard of the new NASA probe to outer-space? An unmanned rocket will be launched and will travel for 9 months to Mars. The spaceship will use Mars' gravitational field to propel it and land in Urasa.
4. Save the world from the insipid! Banish Britney Spears to Urasa! (I know, not even a question).
5. Do you know that Urasa is Martian vernacular for "intoxicated for madness, i'm in love with my sadness..."?
6. I love Urasa! It's the safest place in the entire universe. If aliens from planet Zorf decide to attack planet Earth, I don't think that they would deem Urasa a strategic location for attack. (Again, not a question. I should just put a question mark at the end).
7. How soon is now? Finally, a real question!
8. Is it true that Urasa is inhabited by hobbits?
9. Do you follow conspiracy theories? Here's one, Elvis is alive and runs a karaoke bar in Urasa.
10. I wonder what it's like living in Narnia?
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